Monday, November 27th, 2006
le emo tres
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
no
2. Are you single?
no
3.Do you have hairy legs?
yes, i’m a dude
4.Do you like monkeys?
yes, they are funny and they sling poo
5. How many fillings do you have?
maybe one
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
the lake, the ocean waves beat me up to bad
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
yes, an 18 volt one once
8. Have you ever read the Bible?
some of it
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
yea, mostly my cargo’s
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
pocket knives
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
i learned in biology
13. Describe your hair?
shaggy
14. Are you a wild beast?
*rawr* …heh
15. Do you like to have fun?
life is a party
16. Do you like drama?
i dont hang around drama
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
i go by mayonaze on the street
18. Are you afraid to die?
neh
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
yes!
20. Do you like tic tacs?
yea, but i finish off the whole box in a few hours
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody?
no, but i’ve been thrown up on. :(
22. Are you an adult?
legally
24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
no
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
*shrugs*
27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
no
28. In the park?
hmmm
29. Do you like Elvis?
meh
30. Do you enjoy watching animals “do it?
age check on isle 3.
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
yea, by a dude. my girlfriend at the time was like… wtf?!
33. Does your mom think someone’s hot?
>_>
34.are you a sugar freak?
yes
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think “oh crap it’s the cops”?
no, i’m more concerned with it being someone who will want to stand and talk.
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
no
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
speeding
38. Do you like orange juice?
yea
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
what is the party boy dance?
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
in bed, asleep
41. Did you enjoy this?
no, i cant believe i’m posting survey’s instead of actual content.
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
no
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
no
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
no
46. Can you roll your tongue?
yes
47. Can you lick your own nose?
no
48. Do you like Halloween?
yes
49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
all the time!
50. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
no
